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So, check it – "whore" ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah. It’s deeper, messier, like Sara Goldfarb poppin’ pills to fit in a dress. Back in the day, Old English "hore" meant dirt or filth – ain’t that some shit? Not even sex at first, just trash vibes! Then boom, Middle Ages roll up, and it’s all "ladies of the night" – medieval pimpin’, yo! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some knight like, "Yo, Guinevere, how much?"

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Ishpeming, city, Marquette county, northwestern Upper Peninsula of Michigan, U.S. It is located in the Marquette Iron Range, about 12 miles (20 km) west-southwest of Marquette. Founded in .

So anyway, yer friend, if ye wander these parts, do drop by me spa for a liberatin’ massage, and let ol’ Ishpeming work its magic. It ain’t just a city – it’s a mystic voyage, a dream in slow motion – like shadows slidin' past, “Please, don't drink the coffee.” Arr, that be the spirit of some twisted dreamscape!

Motion made by former Ishpeming Police Officer’s defense dismissed