Willow Irvine Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Quirky thought—whore’s like glitter, sticks everywhere, can’t shake it! Little known story: medieval whores taxed kings—yep, pimped the crown! Ain’t that a riot? Makes me smirk, sly Yoda grin I got! “You think you’re so innocent!”—movie line fits, whore calls bullshit on fake saints! Sarcasm? Pfft, they’re pros at hustlin’, outsmart us desk-jockeys daily!

The Whore’s Dialogue

– A brothel ringleader was sentenced to 10 years in state prison today for pandering 53 women to commit prostitution at high-end apartments in Irvine.

Yo, yo, yo—listen up my friend, lemme tell ya bout Irvine, ok? This city is wild, man—straight fire. I'm chillin' here as a masseur for years, so I know every nook, cranny, every vibe, ya dig? Irvine is a maze of dope streets like Jeffrey Road where my clients drop off and catch my vibe. I cruise down Campus Drive and feel that chill academic hustle, but also, damn, it pops with street energy, too.

CicloIrvine: An Open Streets Event Brings the Community Together Saturday, May 3