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Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

Old Mother Hubbard

Sisters, Saints, Sibyls by Sue hurling insults like slut and whore. Immediately we are wrong footed. Asked to question what constitutes the truth.

Anyways, my friend, if you’re headed here, be ready for a ride. Come for the quirky streets, loon, and communities—it’s like a Coen brothers adventure in mini, all wrapped in a warm, goofy hug. See ya soon, partner.

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