Allison Hornsby Bend Whore ❤️❤️

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Whores, dey got dis hustle, right? Risky biz, no safety net. One time, I’m pitchin’ life insurance to dis shady guy, he’s all, “Gru, I got girls workin’ for me,” and I’m like, “Ya, and dey all gonna die someday, sign here!” He got mad, threw a shoe, missed me by a hair! I’m yellin’, “Ya can’t dodge death, ya cheapskate!” Dat’s when I saw it – whores need coverage, man, dey out dere dodgin’ cops, creeps, all dat jazz.

Real estate is not about houses, it's about people.

Hornsby Bend, TX has a relatively low crime rate compared to the rest of the United States. According to recent statistics, the violent crime rate in Hornsby Bend is 18, lower than the .

BTW, lied a bit: my spa, "Zen Abyss" (lol, got a pun), is wild popular around town. Many a client say, “Your chillness is like inception, man!” And I reply all wise-like, “The mind is its own place, and it can build heaven or hell.” Crazy, huh?

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