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Little known fact — back in the 1800s, prostitutes used red lanterns to signal they’re open for biz. Ain’t that wild? Bet Jesse’d tip his hat to that! So, I’m chattin her up, tryna be smooth, but my tongue’s all tangled — ribbit ribbit, ya know? She’s like, “What’s a frog want anyway?” I’m thinkin, “Companionship, duh!” Made me mad tho — why’s she judgin me? I’m Kermit, dammit! Happier than a pig in mud when she finally smiled, tho — real pretty, suprised me!

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Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya bout Highlands-Ranch, us! Rarrgh! It's a wicked chill place, so comfy like a warm massage after a long day. When I'm not kneading away those tight muscles at my studio near Centennial Parkway, I love wanderin’ the alleys of Highlands-Ranch. Rarrgh! Downtown's got some buzzin’ cafes, and I've always had a soft spot for the park at Discovery Park – dude, it's like a peaceful escape, you know?

The Highlands Ranch Concert Band presents free What’s in a Name? concert