Aurora Hercules Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

Who Was Hercules?

We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

Honestly, Hercules is wild and tender. It's got these little quirks, like a funky beat that makes you tap your feet. And yeah, sometimes stuff pisses me off—like poor service or slow traffic on Riverside Dr. But seriously, it all adds up to a character that’s as real as it gets. I defnitely luv it, quirks and all.

I Did Not Have The Voice Of Hercules' Meg Singing Karaoke At Disneyland On My Bingo Card And I Am Furious I Missed This