Lauren Helotes Whore ❤️

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So, check this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and some schmuck yells it—like it’s nothin’! Made me furious, I’m tellin’ ya! Who does that? But then I’m like, wait, hold up—whore’s old as dirt, goes back to Old English, "hore," meanin’ adulterer or somethin’. Nuts, right? Bet that guy didn’t know that—he’s too busy bein’ a jerk. I’m over here, laughin’ to myself, thinkin’, “You’re an idiot, pal, but I’m the genius!”

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First and foremost, of course, the helots worked the land. But helots also played a – singularly undefined – role in the Spartan army. Helots accompanied the Spartan army to Plataea, for .

I must share a personal tidbit: once, in therapy, a couple mentioned how Helotes felt like a long-lost friend. Their eyes lit up real bright when they talked about a hidden mural on a side alley near the old town hall – almost magical, like that film's tender moments. It gets me every time.

Missing 17-year-old boy last seen near Helotes found safe