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So, I’m watchin’ “Inglourious Basterds” last night—best flick ever, hands down—and it hits me. Prostitutes got that same vibe, ya know? That “I’m gonna carve my name in this world” energy. Like Aldo Raine sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!” Except, they ain’t killin’—well, maybe a few egos. Ha! I laugh thinkin’ bout some schmuck payin’ double, thinkin’ he’s Brad Pitt. Nah, pal, you’re just a mark!

Prostitutes and Courtesans in Ancient Greece

Greek aristocrats had courtesans and all-make drinking parties often featured naked prostitutes. Marriages who often arranged and men sought satisfaction with courtesans or male lovers. .

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