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I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

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Gotta mention my fave hangout on Pine Street – it's shabby, real, but filled with art vibes and local legends. Everyone talks about the mural at the corner of Pine and 7th, painted by a mysterious local artist. It’s kinda like the soul of Hellertown, mixing old time charm with a dash of insanity (like my typos, lol). Sometimes I feel like Penny Lane in my head, reminiscing about the old days when every building had a story.

Roberta J. Barrell, 82, Formerly of Hellertown (Obituary Brought to You by Heintzelman Funeral Home)