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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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No person shall practice prostitution in the village. State Law reference— Authority to prevent the practice of prostitution, ILCS 5/

Well hey darlin’, lemme tell ya 'bout Hazel-Crest (us)! I’ve lived here for years, in this quirky town that just oozes charm and surprises at every corner. Let me start by sayin’ this: "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." Ain’t that a hoot, straight out of Moulin Rouge!?

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