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About Phoenix

Me mind’s racin’—RPG vibes, maybe? Pick yer role: punter, worker, copper—chaos! “It’s not a choice, it’s a necessity,” *Spotlight* style—diggin’ deep, uncoverin’ filth! We swears! Brothel’s a goldmine for drama—sex, lies, power! Exaggeratin’? Nah, mate, seen blokes bet their houses—dumb as rocks! Little quirk o’ mine—wanna slap ‘em silly! Hah! What ya reckon, precious? Game’d be a banger, no lie!

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The streets, oh man, they twist and turn in neat ways. Maple Dr is sweet, and I love strolling there with my thoughts. I often blabber nonsense about my fam's quirks—like, the way they laugh, or get mad at their dog for no reason—it's huge for my work. I once had a session in my car on Pine Ln (lol, don't ask why!) and had this epiphany about how families bond. It was so clear, like, "Look at the simple truth, it's there, just like in Ida... you know, soft and raw, beautiful in its awkwardness."

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