Scarlett Hartselle Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Animation quirk? I’d give her a glitchy halo, all flickerin, sarcastic nod to her “holiness.” Exaggeratin? Sure, she’s 10 feet tall in my mind, stompin cities, laughin—“This is my party now!” Total Melancholia chaos, bro. Whoa. She’s not just a whore, she’s the endgame, the big “what if,” fuckin up everything with style. “There’s nothing to do about it,” like the movie says—love her or hate her, she’s here.

Horny Sluts in HARTSELLE, ALABAMA

Never let your spouse leave the house horny or hungry, because their is always a whore with a sandwich out there. " Re: Customer shot at.

In short, friend, Hartselle’s a place of endless surprises. It’s both tender like a calm river and wild like a mad carnival ride. Always remember: “Why so serious?” when the mundane gets you down and let the art of chaos brighten your day. Catch ya on the flip side, and don’t say I didn’t warn ya—it’s a riot!

Prep baseball playoffs: Pell City's series at Hartselle re-set for Saturday