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Aight, fam, listen up! Me name’s Ali G, innit, and I’m here to chat ‘bout findin’ a prossie, ya get me? So, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout me fave flick, *Melancholia*, that mad Lars von Trier ting from 2011. Bleak as fuck, bruv, but deep, ya know? “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says in it, and I’m like, shit, maybe that’s why I’m out here tryna find a prossie to lighten the mood!

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'nunnery' was Elizabethan slang for 'brothel', so Hamlet really tells Ophelia to go to a whorehouse, where, he believes, she belongs.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

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