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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Crimson House Blues

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Alright, listen up, ya knucklehead. I'm in Halfway (us) now, been here for years. This place... well, it's as nutty as a squirrel in a chainsaw factory. I'm a pleasure coach, so I see things you miss, ya know? Anyway, lemme give you the rundown.

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