Megan Hailey Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m out there, net’s tangled, stinks of fish, and I’m thinkin’—whores ain’t just bed-warmers, nah. This one, she was a hustler, proper sly—heard she once tricked some lord outta his gold with just a wink and a fake tear. Little known fact, right? She’d stash coins in her boots—fuckin’ heavy clankin’ when she walked, like some pirate slag! Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout her struttin’, jingle-jangle, while I’m knee-deep in seaweed, cursin’ the tides.

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And yeah, I feel mad sometimes ‘cause the city gets too busy – like, overrun with visitors who think they can sip the magic without real effort, ya know? But then these “happy accidents” keep remindin’ me – life’s wild, unpredictable, and oh so real. I love sittin’ in Home Garden Park off Maple Lane (yep, another gem around here) during spring. Those blossoms are playful and rebellious – kinda like my own passion as a counselor who fights for every woman finding her strength.

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