Claire Grover Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Grover Beach Council member twists public comment

Former Grover Beach Mayor Ron Arnoldsen is being accused of hate speech after he asked the council “Are you whores?

Now, I'm no stranger to drama - my work's all about that dating biz, swiping left and right non-stop. I see trends, folks, and let me tell ya: Grover-Beach is like a hidden treasure chest! Some spots are hidden like buried gold – you find 'em if you look. Sometimes I get so happy I scream: "This is the BEST city ever!" And sometimes I'm like, "What the heck is wrong with this street?!" Real blunt truth, folks, TALKING LIKE A KING!

Grover Beach to host summer party for residents featuring drone light show