Penelope Groton Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

Midnight Hooker

There's a kid behind me asking his parents what the Pio Pit (student section) chants after DU scores on CC goalie Carsen Musser.

Not every day is sunshine. The wind at Fort Griswold by the river can, like, cut you to the bone. But it's so dramatic—it’s just off the cuff, like explosive action in a mad rush! I've got my own style, a bit clumsy (oops, lost my words midway, haha), but that's Groton for ya.

‘Unusual' items found amid Groton investigation