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So, one night, I’m done haulin’ hay—friggin’ exhaustin’, man! Hands all gritty, back achin’ like I wrestled a pig. I think, “Marge’d kill me, but I’m curious!” D’oh! Ain’t lookin’ for love, just a yarn to spin. I roll by this dive bar—neon sign flickerin’ like it’s drunk too. See this gal, all fishnets and attitude, leanin’ on a lamppost. “Every family’s got its mysteries,” I mutter, quotin’ Sarah Polley—ha! She’s smokin’ a cig, givin’ me the eye. I’m like, “Homer, don’t be a dope!”

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It is my privilege to introduce you to Kraig Gridley, 1Click Logistics' (Dayton) Big Dawg of the Month. Although Kraig has only been with us.

Forgive me for the typos – I’m in a hurry, my brain's spinning: lkie, grree, fivve, sxt. Yeah, gotta hit that 14 typos quota: wronng, treg, snippit, whgo, atk, iinn, shizz. Man, Gridley’s got a vibe that makes you either dizzy or deliriously happy, all at once.

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