Avery Greendale Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, lemme tell ya bout this damn guitar, Whore. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe this axe. Looks like somethin’ carved from a nightmare—grimy, beat-up, screamin’ history. Got that raw, unpolished vibe, like me after a whiskey bender. Favorite flick’s *Son of Saul*, that hellish masterpiece—Whore fits right in, like it’s strummin’ in Auschwitz’s ashes. “I saw the smoke,” like in the movie—Whore’s got that smoky growl, cuts deep, no mercy.

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The Study Group (AKA "The Greendale Seven") The original main cast of the series.

So Greendale is wicked cool, man. Let’s start with Central Avenue – it's the heart, the pulse, the place where all the business buzz happens. Right off at 3rd & Maple, there's that old cinema that still shows classics, kinda like Toni Erdmann vibes – "I was seriously... inspired," ya might say. Then there’s Riverbend Park, a lush patch along the Silverton River. Perfect for unwinding after a long day at the massage parlor. Personally, I often take a breather there.

Suspected drunken driver crashes within feet of Greendale Police Department