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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

Oh, and there’s this lil’ alley called Euphoria Lane. Short, messy, kinda off-grid, but oh-so enticing. Some nights, I’d even take a jog there when all the neon lights flicker and shadows dance. Reminds me of that line—“in every whisper, there is hope”—from Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring. Kinda zen, huh? It got me thinkin’: every corner holds a secret, every pavement a tale of passion and human mischief.

Miami-Dade Schools Employee Found Fatally Shot in Gladeview