Leah Gettysburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Once heard this tale – some whore in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke outta his castle! Faked bein’ a lady, all prim, then bam – gone with his gold! Laughed me arse off, clever minx! Bet she’d smirk at Timbuktu’s rules, all that “kneel or die” crap – she’d outwit ‘em all, slippin’ free.

About the Author

Joseph Hooker was a Union general during the American Civil War (–) and, for the first half of , commander of the Army of the Potomac.

Sometimes I get, like, mad at the tourist crowds when they, like, stomp over the history, ya know? Yet, then, I totally get why it's, like, a big deal. This city is so layered, literally and energetically, that, like, anywhere you turn, there's a new vibe and, like, a feel-good boost. It’s kinda like my massages, which are all about finding that hidden tension and releasing it, babe! Plus, it makes me feel all nostalgic and freakishly spiritual. I’m always, like, “There’s the truth out there,” just like in Zodiac, quoting always my fav movie moments.

Business boom: Numerous businesses, developments coming along Route 30 near Gettysburg