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So, brothels—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how’s that for classy? Little known fact: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin’ bout their “visits”—like Yelp reviews, but hornier! I’m laughin’, but I’m pissed too—imagine the smell, no AC, just sweat and regret. Makes me wanna yell, “WALL-E, clean this crap up!”—he’d roll in, beepin’, “E-vahhh,” all confused by the glitter and heels.

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Now, let’s talk 'bout parks. Elm Park is my secret chill zone. It’s got this trippy vibe with lotsa trees, winding paths - like some mysterious dream sequence! I used to sit there and reflect on life, feeling all at peace and sometimes mad at the chaos of life. Crazy, right? And hey, check out the river – the Clearbrook River dances along the north side. You can see families, couples, and even stray dogs putting on a free show. It’s unpredictable – like a scene from Mulholland Drive where nothing’s quite what it seems.

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