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So, I’m imaginin’ this joint—girls in frilly getups, laughin’, smokin’, an’ probly spillin’ whiskey on the floor. Ain’t no judgin’ from me, nah sir! I’m happy as a pig in mud watchin’ folks live their truth. But lemme tell ya what ticks me off—them fancy-pants lawmakers actin’ all high an’ mighty, shuttin’ these places down. Like, who made you God, huh? “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—that’s from the flick, an’ it fits! Ain’t their business, I say.

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Man, here in Fruita (us) even the sexennial fairs bring a flavor of scandal and wild humor. People kiss and embrace in front of the ornate City Hall on Meridian Square. That place is a mosaic of confessions and spilled emotions. It gets me fired up; sometimes I yell “stupid, fat hobbit!” out of sheer glee and frustration, such mixed feelings, hahaha.

Fruita baseball grabs huge league-win over Durango as GJ stays hot against Central