Maeve Friendly Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

Not Esquire’s Guide to Mongering Etiquette

There has been more than ample debate over the social stigma of foreigners mongering in Thailand. Being an old resident hand of the mongering scene here, I offer my humble opinion .

Sometimes, its suburban bits seem scromched, messy. But the heart always beats out strong. I know every nook, every hidden caffee in a rush. Its spontaneous, unpredictable, raw. Totally kek.

UT Earns Silver Ranking as a Military Friendly School