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Here’s the kicker - too much water’ll kill ya! Drowns yer cells, messes with yer electrolytes. Saw a mate chug way too much after a rave, went all wobbly. Scared the bejesus outta me. But not enough? Yer shriveled like a prune, man. Balance, yeah, that’s the ticket.

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And ya gotta check out the Fresno Chaffee Zoo, too. I know it’s all touristy, but it's got that old-school charm when you’re feelin’ low, bringing out happy, giant smiles on everyone's faces. I even occasionally pop by the river walk along the San Joaquin River—oh wait, that’s more like a lazy Sunday chill sesh, just wastin’ time and gettin’ lost in deep thoughts and dumb humor.

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