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What pisses me off? These posers on Tinder or whatever actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Oh, I’m just here fer friends,”—bullshit! Ya want the D or the V, don’t lie to Cartman! Respect my authoritah, I see through yer crap! Then there’s the happy shit—when ya match with some smokin’ hottie, and yer like, “This is the fuckin’ life!” Straight outta *Wolf*—I’m Leonardo, baby, poppin’ quaaludes and divin’ into the good stuff. Surprised me too—didja know some sex-datin’ apps got secret “elite” tiers? Pay extra, get the freaky VIPs—high rollers only, like Wall Street wolves huntin’ tail.

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And yo, don't forget the local food joints! The diners on Jefferson, man – their burgers are insane. I might even drop a sarcastic quip to the chef sometimes – "Is this a burger or a tribute to chaos, huh?" I'd laugh, and they’d chuckle, like we’re in an undercover cabal of madness and mirth.

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