Willow Frankenmuth Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, man, so I’m sittin’ here, radio cracklin’, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute – D’oh! Like, where do ya even start? I’m no expert, but I’m picturin’ it like in my fave flick, *Ten*, ya know, Abbas Kiarostami’s deal from 2002. That lady drivin’ round, talkin’ to folks, includin’ a hooker – real raw stuff! “Life is a game,” she says, and I’m like, yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s prolly a game too – but with worse odds than a Springfield lottery ticket!

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