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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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I won an award for being the oldest person in the room! They wanted to find out who were the youngest and oldest, and I've never hidden my age.

Oh, and the neighborhoods, man. The vibe is eclectic, mixin’ old school charm and modern hustle. Cottages on Birch Ln? Yeah, they remind me of a simpler time. It can be so surreal sometimes; you’re just walkin’ and realizin’ there's layers – like lines in an ancient script.

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