Megan Fowler Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

I luv how whores don’t care bout rules – dey’re raw, real, messy, like my Austrian accent, ya? Once, I met dis gal, swear she smelled like cheap wine and victory – reminded me of da movie line, “I write with my tears.” She was loud, cussin’, smokin’ – I was like, “I’ll be back for dat energy!” Total badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun!

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

From his story, he seemed to be quite young, a kid probably, when the rebellion ended. Assumed he was 10 in , that would make him 63, 64 in.

Less-known fact: There's a secret garden behind the mill on Willow Rd. I once found a lost kitten there – AHHHH so cute, almost as tender as a whispered quote from that film. We all got our dreams and quirks, y'know? And my spa's about theirs too – it's freakin cool how a chill massage dissolves your sorrows into giggles.

Liberal candidate in Western Sydney seat of Fowler Vivek Singha apologises for offensive social media posts