Aria Fortuna Foothills Brothel ❤️

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Now, imagine this – a brothel with robots! Like Gigolo Joe from the movie, “What’s your pleasure, sir?” Smooth as hell, that dude. I’d build one, call it “Evil’s Pleasure Palace.” Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Robots don’t judge, don’t get tired – perfect! But here’s a kicker: in Japan, they already got “love hotels” with weird themes. One’s got a spaceship room – bangin in zero gravity, yo! Surprised me when I heard that, legit jaw dropper.

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The Foothills Library also has lots going on. Notice that on Saturday, April 26 @ am, Foothills Supervisor Darren Simmons will hold his monthly community meeting to give updates .

Oh, and the parks! Besides Liberty, there's McKinley Park, where the grass is green & the benches hide secrets. I had one heck of a day there. Something about the whispering winds felt cheerful, but then I got mad at a pigeon stealing my bread. So extra, haha! And sometimes, I swear the wind repeats "We come in peace" over and over, like a malfunctioning robot.

Bobcat spotted in Fortuna Foothills on Sunday afternoon