Luna Fortuna Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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The slang “French whore” refers to a single woman who seductively smiles at another woman's husband while ignoring his wife as she is confident about her.

Yo, shizzle my nizzle, there’s Fortuna River, glistenin’ at dawn. I used to chill by its banks when my heart hurt and my soul needed a lil tune. The river flows smooth like Wayne’s beats – sometimes calm, sometimes wild.

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