Evelyn Forest Grove Whore ❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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- A teacher at a Forest Grove middle school is facing charges, after being accused of being in possession of meth and patronizing a prostitute. "The Oreg.

Okay, so right off, Main St. is where it all kicks off. It’s got that vibe like you’re in a living, breathing movie. You know that feeling from Toni Erdmann? When life’s absurd and magical all at once? Yeah, it’s like that, bruh! Walkin’ down Main St. you can catch a whiff of relaxation in the air, almost like nature’s own spa day.

Santa of Willamina Avenue spreads cheer for last year in Forest Grove