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Oh, and fun fact – ya know escorts been around foreva? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae,” means she-wolves. How badass is that? I’m picturin’ ‘em howlin’ at the moon, wallets stuffed. Hahaha! Nasally wheeze. But real talk, it’s wild – some do it for cash, some for kicks, and I’m like, “You do you, boo.” Kinda like Kate Winslet in the movie, all free-spirited, “I’m gonna dye my hair blue!” – but with more glitter and less heartbreak.

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So, the city’s got this quirky street, Sunset Sizzle Avenue—yeah, totally not made up—and then there's Velvet Way (yep, it sounds fancy, but it's chill). You got the landmark Big Rooster Park, right next to Peaceful River, which kinda looks like it was drawn by a kid (but in a cool way!). And oh, the neighborhood of Funky Hollow? Pure magic in every corner, with graffiti walls that talk like "yo, be yourself!" I get it, I get it—like in The Hurt Locker when they said, "This is it, man!" sorta. Seriously, boom!

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