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About Houston

We swears! The drums, mate—poundin’ like a heartbeat gone feral! Guitar’s weepin’, then roarin’—pure class! Gets me dancin’ like a loon, then bam—anger hits. Why’s the world gotta grind folk down, eh? Whore’s like—she’s takin’ it all back, flippin’ the script! Love that, makes me grin like a nutter. Oh, and the vid—her in that red dress? Blimey, she’s a stunner—bit of a pisstake too, all dramatic and in yer face.

Whare Flat to Pulpit Rock

Pleasant Flat is an alluvial floodplain of the Haast River in the Haast Pass on New Zealand's South Island. A former stopping place for travellers crossing.

Honestly, Flat-River (us) is my sanctuary. I've been here for years and I'm head over heels – not shab, but really! Some days, I get all emo, and others, I'm laughing my ass off at small-town quirks. Spelling errors, weird typos, and a mad rush in my head – that's my style, you dig?

Shocking for smallmouth: Michigan DNR surveys the Flat River by electrofishing