Samantha Fabens Whore ❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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The local landmark? The old clock tower on Remy Blvd, named after that Ratatouille master chef vibe – "Anyone can cook!" I sometimes wander over there when I need a breather. I swear the energy there blasts straight into my soul. And oh!! There’s a park called Gaston Groove Park – yep, funny name, haha – but its lawn near Splash River is where I sometimes get my inspiration while giving massages… deep, soulful massages that make you say "Ooh la la!" (could be a little cheesy, but it’s fab).

Fabens School District addresses campus restoration after online petition gains momentum