Sarah Evanston Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Fun fact—hoar’s old-school, like medieval vibes. Name’s from Old English, “hār,” meanin’ gray—like my cat Meredith’s fur, lol. Bet peasants back then were like, “Yo, check this icy bling!” Oh, and—Easter egg alert—it’s sneaky rare in humid spots, so if you see it, you’re basically royalty. I’d wear it as a crown, tbh—Queen Tay of the Hoar Woods!

The Daily Northwestern

Your chance of being a victim of crime in Evanston varies by neighborhood – ranging from 1 in 23 in the southwest neighborhoods to 1 in 54 in the northwest. When looking at total crime counts .

Oh, and don't think I’m being too poetic—I’ve got 16 typos to prove my frantic pace: i smie, relxing too, kective, truely, glorius, monstros, thanos, frendz, nerlry, raving, badd, hiar, shcool, chiling, loev, and uniqe!

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