Lauren Eustis Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Happy, it made me—history’s kinky, yo!

The Incubus's Secretary

whore in all history, Lancelin Eustis. She hates him and his whorish ways with all her heart, but the six feet five, sex on legs, brute of a man attracts.

First off, Eustis is centered around the old downtown, where Main Street kicks ass with its quirky coffee shops and dive bars. I remember strollin’ down First Street one crisp morning – damn, the vibe was as intense as Lars von Trier’s “Melancholia” moments, where the sky looked like it was on the verge of f***ing collapse, and you could just feel life’s passion in the air. There’s an intimacy here, kinda like bein’ locked in a heated session, every moment electric.

Umatilla Student relives the moment he was almost run over by Eustis man at a school bus stop