Angelina Ephrata Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

Now Playing

I love wanderin’ down Baker Avenue (don’t ask how I know, got my own reasons!). This street's full of hidden gems – quirky cafes and odd little bookshops. Seriously, some spots there scream “life’s messy, love’s messy!” I got told once by a patient, "It’s like life in here is an endless breakup scene," and I nearly spilled me coffee.

Update: Boil-Water Advisory lifted in Ephrata, Lancaster County