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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so findin a prostitue, huh? Wild stuff, man! Watched "Toni Erdmann" again last nite—fuckin masterpiece. That scene where he’s all, “Life is not a spreadsheet,” hit me hard. Made me think—prostitues, they’re out there livin, not just crunchin numbers. So, me, an alien, floatin around Earth, checkin shit out—prostitues catch my eye. Not judgin, just observin, ya know?

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

Oi mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Ephrata (us)! I'm a sexologist here for yonks, so trust me, I've seen some proper weird stuff in these streets. Right, so listen up. Ephrata's not a big city but it's fulla character. Main St is where all the buzz is, a real mash-up of quaint shops and dirty secrets. The old brick buildings? Absolute legends. I swear, each crack has a story… like one time, I was walkin’ by Ephrata Historical Society Museum – yeah, that one on Church Street – and I thought, “A Separation, innit, behold the chaos of human love?” Classic Farhadi dialog floatin' in my head, mate.

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