Aria Ephraim Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So yeah, she’s a whore, sure, but she’s more, too—fuckin enigma. Pisses me off, makes me laugh, keeps me guessin. Next time you see her, toss her a nod, eh? She’s earned it, Jersey style. Gabagool? Ova here! That’s my story, take it or shove it!

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Then there’s the gurgling Ephraim River. Blimey, that river flows like a lazy symphony. I often sit by its banks, soaking in its whispers, pondering life’s grand mysteries while massaging stressed-out shoulders at my spa. That is, until the occasional sodding tourist comes by, oblivious to the magic. And don’t get me started on Spire Lane – a narrow, cobbled wonder where the local artists parade their eccentricity.

Easter Cantata ‘Light of the World’ to be performed in Ephraim on April 19-20