Mari Enumclaw Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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I’m always in awe when I stroll near the Enumclaw Farmers' Market on Sundays. Fresh produce, local buzz, and man, there’s this stand that sells handmade oils for massages. Perfect for my biz, groovy stuff, baby! Even my stressed-out clients come back with a smile and say, “Damn, you know how to push all the right buttons!”

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