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So I’m out there, freezin’ my knickers off, tryin’ to scrape this crap off a truck – looks like a yeti sneezed on it! Reminds me of that line, “You mustn’t give up, my dear!” – Gustave’s grit, baby, keeps me goin’. I’m laughin’ though, ‘cos it’s so bloody absurd – hoar’s like that one clingy bird who won’t leave ya alone at the disco! Ever hear ‘bout the Great Hoar of ’67? True story, mate – shut down half of London’s roads, trucks stuck like they’re in a bad spy flick. I wasn’t there, but I feel it in my mojo – history repeatin’ itself, far out!

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Elmira (/ ɛlˈmaɪrə /) is a city in and the county seat of Chemung County, New York, United States. It is the principal city of the Elmira, New York, metropolitan statistical area, which .

Elmira's got hidden streets like Rigg's Road, a route most pass by – but not me! Those nooks are slick, full of nostalgia and random funny graffiti that tickles my fancy. I get surprised by its charm, and sometimes get super chatty with folks, even if my words come out all jumbled like “spritzz, yeah, burstin’ with emoshuns!”

New Elmira Heights coffee shop and cafe offers out of this world food and drink options