Emilia Elmhurst Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothels, they’re old as shit, y’know? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, little known fact – walls painted with dirty pictures, like some ancient porno menu. Wild, right? Gets me thinkin’, “This is a gift!” – like Linguini yellin’ in the kitchen. Gift my ass, more like a hustle. Dudes roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pisses me off sometimes – these schmucks actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just horny losers.

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I get mad at Elmhurst's noise sometimes. Busy streets, like unending traffic jams. Yknow, like that Joker moment. But then it warms me too. The spa's vibe makes me smile. A place for the lost souls, I guess.

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