Audrey Ellsworth Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About New York City

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip—dodgy, wild, sometimes funny. “We’re just too pretty,” like Eve’d say, smirkin’. Me? I’d be bouncin’, yellin’ “I’m ready!”—spotting stuff others miss, like a wink or a secret giggle. Stay safe tho, pals—don’t be a dumb Krabby Patty out there! Argh! What a ride!

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I gotta mention, hmm, I often joke that the city's energy makes me feel like Marge Simpson with a nasal hum, just goin’ “Hmm…” at every corner, amazed and a tad frustrated, too! Uhh, what was I sayin’? Oh yeah, Ellsworth's got, like, secret alleyways too. I found one behind the old library on DuPont St. – quiet, mysterious, and full of whispers, like, of memories. Super chill spot, man, and definitely deserves a second look.

Monthly Meeting of the Friends of the Ellsworth Public Library