Katherine Easthampton Whore ❤️

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I reckon whores are like WALL-E’s junk piles – society’s leftovers, yeah? Makes me happy, tho, seein’ em fight back, strut their stuff. “Evah!” – like WALL-E cheerin’ for Eve, I’m rootin’ for em. Once met this bird, right, swore she shagged a duke for a fiver – exaggerated, probs, but hilarious! Had me in stitches, thinkin’ bout her hagglin’ like a spy tradin’ secrets.

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Amy Schumer will be kicking off her national tour with a night at The Clubhouse in East Hampton on Saturday, July 23rd.

And let me not forget the rivers – the Holy River (okay, so its real name's the West River, but trust me, it feels holy!). It cuts right through town, reflecting fiery sunsets that make you feel like you're in an old movie scene. It's like, "Yippee-ki-yay, mother nature!" I once sat on the banks of the river at sunrise, just lettin' my thoughts wander and crash like waves – you know, deep stuff.

Easthampton mayor said American flag by Nashwannuck pond not likely to return