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Sometimes I wonder - what if Crush the turtle gave massages? “Righteous, dude!” he’d say, flippin’ fins all over ya. Hilarious! But real talk, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks too uptight - “Oh no, too naughty!” Whatever, jabronis, live a little! Me? I’m all in - relaxes the soul, fires ya up. Next time, I’m tellin’ the masseuse, “Make it quick, I’m findin’ Nemo after this!” *Winks, flexes.* Can ya smell what The Rock’s rubbin’ down?!

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Hey bud, lemme tell ya ‘bout East-Hampton (us)! This place... it's somethin’ else. I’ve lived here for a hot minute, and man, it’s a rollercoaster of vibes. So, East-Hampton is a snazzy mix of chill seaside charm and hectic, artsy spots. There’s the ol' Main Street—no, not MAIN Street, ya know, but the one near Gardiners Ave where the little cafés and vintage shops crowd in like a big family reunion.

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