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I’d probs mess it up, tho—18 typos in my brain already. “Hey gril, u free tonite?” Send. Whoops, meant “girl,” but whatever, she’d get it. I’m laughin, picturin her like, “Who this clumsy chick?” Surprised me how chill some of these gals are—met one once, total sweetheart, told me she paid her rent in two nights. Hustle harder than me on tour, damn! But ugh, the sleazy pimps? Trash. Made me wanna scream, “Leave her alone, you monster!”—movie vibes again.

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IRL, my job as a relaxation specialist lets me see all the hidden gems. I notice the tiny cracks in the pavement near 7th & Ocean, overgrown with wildflowers – barely anyone cares, but I do! It reminds me of those “fuckin’ beautiful, nuanced moments” in Inherent Vice (if ya catch my drift). Seriously, every corner’s got a story. And ohhh, there’s a secret little café on Maple Lane – best tea, like, everrr, hands down!

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