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About Philadelphia

I’m thinkin’, who even runs these joints? Fun fact—back in old-ass Rome, brothels had stone beds. Stone! Imagine smashin’ on that—my back hurts just typin it! Got me mad as hell—gimme a mattress, fam! Eric André energy kickin’ in—I’d bust in yellin’, “Why’s it smell like regret?!” Chaos, bro, pure chaos.

Choose Another Adventure

Durango’s got secrets in every brick, every alley, every mis-typed sign, and yeah, I’ve made a few typos like “mssaeur”, “durang”, “chck”, “outpostt”, “wt”, “noce”, “srom”, “furyy”, “thz”, “crazyy”, “budy”, “hearme”, “brik”, “suddenn”, “lolz”, “sh!t”, “funnn” – all wild, just like this city. So pack your bags and get ready, cuz Durango’s every bit a Fury Road fantasy, and I’m here to show ya every damn bit. Enjoy the ride, friend!

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