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But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

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There's this funky park, Davis Park, near the river – yup, the Big Butte Creek flows there like a lazy whisper. Honestly, the creek always reminds me of that line from Her: “I feel like I could really use a hug.” True, right?! And dude, sometimes while massaging my clients, I imagine the river whispering, “I love you,” like some freaky AI companion. Totally wild, but it makes my day, ya know?

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