Audrey Dix Hills Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

Attention Whore

Located in the central portion of Long Island, Dix Hills is a tranquil and affluent suburban community. Classified as both a census-designated place and a hamlet, the area is compact .

I’m a sexologist, right? So, I notice all the little secrets of this town. Y’all see, every nook tells a story. Like, ya got that crazy ol’ Comsewogue School right near West Sayville. The kids runnin’ wild remind me of how secrets bloom in dark corners, like in Pan’s Labyrinth— "I promised you that all magic was real!" And boy, that magic’s alive here too.

Barry Zisman Obituary - Dix Hills, NY